Cele Rambles

-insert rambling here-

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undercityrezident:

candypopxo:

Surrender now or prepare to fight!

Prepare for bubbles!We’re drinking doubles!To protect the world from carbonation!To sell our drink in every nation!To denounce the evils of the Pepsi product!To extend our taste with rightful conduct!Jessie!James!Team Coke, blasting off like a bottled rocket!Surrender now that spare change in your pocket!Meowth! You got it!

undercityrezident:

candypopxo:

Surrender now or prepare to fight!

Prepare for bubbles!
We’re drinking doubles!

To protect the world from carbonation!
To sell our drink in every nation!

To denounce the evils of the Pepsi product!
To extend our taste with rightful conduct!

Jessie!
James!

Team Coke, blasting off like a bottled rocket!
Surrender now that spare change in your pocket!

Meowth! You got it!

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dioburandou:

daemontool:

remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif

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madehimsaycomfychairs:

atelierevzimus:

continueplease:

konoto:

whatthefawxblogs:

dek-says-so:

cute-bird-dad:

cauda-pavonis:

pronouncedlab-eth:

lcheeseboy:

I was volunteering at a booksale when I ran across this and just…

Submitted to me by mrsrhettbutler

uh…those arms…you’re all thinking that, right…?

i feel like we’re all just kind of reblogging it in a circle and looking at each other uneasily like, waiting for someone to finally give in and yell it out in the reply chain

ROBO-DILDO.

you held out as long as you could, i’m sure.

Dildobot

Edward Dildo-arms

DOMO ARIGATO FISTO ROBOTO

I SPAT OUT MY WATER ON THE LAST COMMENT FUCK

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